TheLittlePrince is three, and although he can count very well, adding may not be his forte…
Me: (holding up two fingers on one hand and one on the other) “What’s two plus one?”
TheLittlePrince: “Uh… THREE!”
Me: “Good job!”
TheLittlePrince: “What’s four plus one?”
TheLittlePrince: (makes an obnoxious buzzer noise) “Wrong! Because five is gone!”
I don’t even know what to say about that.
Later, TheLittlePrince and daddy were having a wrestling match when TheLittlePrince “got” daddy. And, of course, daddy starts pathetically fake crying.
Well… I’m probably not the best example of compassion because I started laughing hysterically then quickly schooled my expression to one of sympathy and said, “TheLittlePrince, you made Daddy cry!”
And then he whispered triumphantly, “Yes.”