The Arnolds ventured out to the public pool this week. All was well until it came time for the usual pool check. The boys, being public pool virgins, had never heard of a pool check. They grumbled as they climbed out of the water and baked in the sun. The beautiful, cool liquid beckoned to us as the lifeguards set to work.
Z-boy whined, “What are they looking for?”
“Dead bodies,” replied TheWiseOne.
I can’t take these kids anywhere.