Warning: Newsies is an awesome musical, but if you haven’t seen it, you may not understand this post. So, do yourself a favor and watch Newsies!
TheBaldEagle was telling the boys what to do in the 4th of July parade…
TheBaldEagle: “I’ll be carrying the banner–”
Me: *belts* “IT’S A FINE LIFE! CARRYIN’ THE BANNER THROUGH IT ALL!”
TheBaldEagle: “My life is not a musical, but if you keep this up, it’s going to be a murder mystery.”
I’ll just leave this here: